Little Miss Average

In response to:Museum of Oddities

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:07:50 +0100

Hello there, thank you for advertising my world famous show Dr Harrys Incredible Museum Of Oddities. I'm so glad you enjoyed it, I do hope you come and visit us again in 08 as we will be adding more exciting exhibits from all four corners of the world.
Merry Christmas to you,
Dr Harry
For those who believe, no explanation is neccessary. For those who do not, none will suffice. Dr Harry's, come and make up your own mind....

In response to:Blood

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:40:45 +0200

crikey! what's going on?
you just have to carry on being yourself, trying to be the best parent you can - and tell the school you can deal with it yourself, thank you very much!

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:57:41 +0200

As you may know, I benefitted from a spot of counselling myself recently when we had a very traumatic event to deal with at school - but there was more to it than a bit of blood from a cut!
I don't think he needs counselling unless he is so embarrassed and frightened of doing it again it's making his life a misery, which I can't imagine is the case.

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:43:32 +0200

Exactly. How can you be in a classroom and not notice kids playing a game that involves flicking 2p's as hard as they can at each others knuckles.

At least I know my son won't be playing it :))

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:42:32 +0200

I wonder what makes people faint at the sight of blood. He's perfectly ok watching a gory horror film on tv.

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:49:47 +0200

Perhaps they should deal with the silly kids that are cutting themsleves ???????

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:48:36 +0200

humm..its normal to faint at the sight of blood for some people..councilling indeed!! pah!

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:13:37 +0200

hmm now I never thought of that.

Perhaps the school will pay for my counselling ;)

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:08:09 +0200

and when are you supposed to fit in your own counselling?

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:05:41 +0200

that's what I thought !!! He'll need counselling for needing counselling next ;)

In response to:Blood

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:00:00 +0200

Counselling? FFS.

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:36:59 +0200

It's incredible - they're obviously jealous - that's all I can say :yes:

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:55:09 +0200

whoo hoo yay I can do that :)

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:47:17 +0200

ok,,,
1 tin chicken soup
1 small tin sweetcorn
some 5 min noodles
dark soy

boil noodles for 4 mins.
heat soup for one min, add noodles and sweetcorn
add 1 tea spoon of dark soy
salt and pepper to taste.

done!

6 mins in total

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:46:47 +0200

I know - I still can't believe people have the nerve to say it!!

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:42:23 +0200

It will have to be something quick and easy, in between clients :)

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:17:54 +0200

there is loads you can make if you have access to fresh stuff.

what ingredients do you have?

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:12:19 +0200

How rude is this. They should mind their own damn business. You should be commended for being together that long, not scoffed at. How shallow are the people that ask such stupid questions?

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:07:46 +0200

yep it is probably just me :(

well it was "for now" at the time, but I've been good and resisted, so now it's something for lunch.

I do have access to cooking materials and fresh ingredients, but no access to a cook :))

In response to:I want.......

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:51:33 +0200

lol.. probably just you...;)

is it for now (a snack or for lunch?).

do you have access to cooking materials and fresh ingredients?

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:37:31 +0200

Thank you for being pissed off on my behalf :) - I do appreciate it.

I know - it's terrible isn't it , my poor hubby :(

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:32:22 +0200

Ooo, Lil, I'm pissed off on your behalf! It's suggesting that he's somehow not good enough for you anymore.

Grrrr!

At least you're both secure enough to let it wash over you! :)

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:22:30 +0200

:)) Oh Abi you might just be as daft as me !!!

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:19:40 +0200

* light bulb *

Doh.

Ignore me. lol.

In response to:No I won't be leaving my hubby!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:18:50 +0200

* sniff *

I don't know where the 'other' place is.

* sniff *

In response to:Getting Fit

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:37:19 +0200

yes really!
nothing grabs a mans attention like a few nice, well-rounded curves! ;)

In response to:Getting Fit

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:04:32 +0200

thanks - fingers crossed :)

In response to:Getting Fit

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:04:06 +0200

really??? yay I'm not gonna bother then :))

In response to:Getting Fit

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:36:03 +0200

rofl sorry but I'm still laughing! lol lol lol
here in Milan it's raining too..a storm is coming right now
Good luck for tomorrow!

In response to:Getting Fit

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:15:51 +0200

yes, a wobbly bum can be very sexy but good luck getting yourself fit! :)