The school rang this morning to ask me to pick up my son, as he was very pale and had fainted.

Apparently some other boys in his class were playing some stupid game and had cut themselves, so that there was blood all over the desk.

It's not the first time he's fainted at the sight of blood.

The school have now informed me that he needs counselling to deal with it.

Do you think that's necessary? I feel like a bad parent now for not considering that he needed counselling

Ah well he'll never be a Surgeon now!!!!

something "nice" to eat.

Why does "nice" always mean "naughty" though???

Or is that just me

I really should be posting this in my other blog, but as you know I'm banned from writing that one So some of you know what I'm talking about. Some of you will just think I'm mad (nothing new there though)

I've been married for 18 years on the 1st of July. I met my husband when I was 12 years old. We have been together since 1986 (when I was 15). I've been married for 18 years. We have two wonderful children and he is the love of my life.

So it really really pisses me off when people ask (not me directly, but friends of friends that hear about me) "Is she still with her husband then?", or "Is she going to go out and find someone else?". Now I know I've gone through a bit of a major change, but it hasn't changed my head or my heart. I'm still exactly the same person as I was (I just look a bit different )

My husband is as perfect as a husband can be. He loves me more than anything and would do anything for me. I'm spoilt rotten He works hard. My family love him. He's an excellent Dad.

So why do people think I'm so shallow that after all these years I would suddenly want to find someone else. Obviously they think that I stayed with him because no-one else would look at me !!!!

Not only that, but it is actually starting to get to my hubby as well. He knows I would never leave him, but it's not nice to hear people keep saying it!!

I'm really trying to think of a good answer to people that say that (other than something with a swear word in it of course!!!)

OK rant over.

p.s it might sound like I've had a sex change, but I haven't
If anyone is confused and you're on this friends list I'm happy to point you in the direction of my "other" blog. (as long as you keep my secret of course!!). Even though being as thick as I am I managed to post of photo of me yesterday and not make it a "friends post"!!!

Have been trying to get fit so decided to take my life in my hands and go jogging down the back lanes. Managed not to get run overD , and only got hooted at once by 3 men in a truck Obviously the sight of my wobbly arse is very sexy

It was much better when I got onto the proper lane, where there's not much traffic or people (to look at my wobbly arse).

Feeling much fitter and healthier (yep cos one jog does that!!!) I decided to walk to the shops after seeing my morning clients. That was a big mistake. It was lovely when I went out, but by the time I got back I was absolutely soaked (that's even with using an umbrella). My jeans were soaked right up to my knees!!

Better luck tomorrow hey??

I've found the answer. This is what all those skinny size zero's need.

Unfortunately I won't be needing it myself. I find a couple of vodkas at the weekend manages to do the same trick